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		<title>Parents Obey Children?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 15:39:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After Kara learned Ephesians 6:1 (&#8220;Children, obey your parents in the Lord, for this is right&#8221;), our twenty-two-month-old started teasing us last night that parents should obey children!<p><a href="http://www.wtsbooks.com/?utm_source=anaselli&utm_medium=blogpartners"><img src="http://andynaselli.com/images/ads/wtsbooks468x60.jpg" /></a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After Kara learned Ephesians 6:1 (&#8220;Children, obey your parents in the Lord, for this is right&#8221;), our twenty-two-month-old started teasing us last night that parents should obey children!</p>
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		<title>Mostly Dead vs. All Dead</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 17:58:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Naselli</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This two-minute clip from The Princess Bride is my favorite light-hearted illustration of the Arminian view of human depravity (an issue integrally related to prevenient grace): This is the notable part of the exchange: “Well it just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead. There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all [...]<p><a href="http://www.wtsbooks.com/?utm_source=anaselli&utm_medium=blogpartners"><img src="http://andynaselli.com/images/ads/wtsbooks468x60.jpg" /></a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This two-minute clip from <em><a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000TJBNHG/?tag=andnassblo-20" target="_blank">The Princess Bride</a></em> is my favorite light-hearted illustration of the Arminian view of human depravity (an issue integrally related to <a href="http://www.theopedia.com/Universal_prevenient_grace" target="_blank">prevenient grace</a>):<br />
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This is the notable part of the exchange:</p>
<blockquote><p>“Well it just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead. There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. . . . Now mostly dead is slightly alive. All dead—well, with all dead, there’s only usually one thing that you can do.”</p>
<p>“What’s that?”</p>
<p>“Go through his clothes and look for loose change.”</p></blockquote>
<p>Recommended resources:</p>
<ol>
<li>William W. Combs, “<a href="http://dbts.edu/journals/2005/Combs.pdf" target="_blank">Does the Bible Teach Prevenient Grace?</a>” <em>Detroit Baptist Seminary Journal</em> 10 (2005): 3–18.</li>
<li>John Piper, &#8220;<a href="http://www.desiringgod.org/ResourceLibrary/Seminars/1727_TULIP/#Depravity" target="_blank">Total Depravity</a>,&#8221; in &#8220;<a href="http://www.desiringgod.org/ResourceLibrary/Seminars/1727_TULIP/#Notes" target="_blank">TULIP</a>&#8221; (a nine-part seminar available in audio and video), 2008.</li>
<li>Thomas R. Schreiner, “<a href="http://www.biblelighthouse.com/sovereignty/StillSovereign.htm" target="_blank">Does Scripture Teach Prevenient Grace in the Wesleyan Sense?</a>” in <em><a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/0801022320/?tag=andnassblo-20" target="_blank">Still Sovereign: Contemporary Perspectives on Election, Foreknowledge, and Grace</a></em> (ed. Thomas R. Schreiner and Bruce A. Ware; Grand Rapids: Baker, 2000), 229–46.</li>
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		<title>The Youngest Young Fundamentalists</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 13:22:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Naselli</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[a guest post by Jenni Naselli 1. John Piper and Bethlehem Baptist Church have Children Desiring God. 2. The Fundamental Baptist Fellowship International national conference this week has &#8220;When I grow up, I want to be a fundamentalist.&#8221;<p><a href="http://www.wtsbooks.com/?utm_source=anaselli&utm_medium=blogpartners"><img src="http://andynaselli.com/images/ads/wtsbooks468x60.jpg" /></a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>a guest post by Jenni Naselli</em></p>
<p>1. <a href="http://www.desiringgod.org/AboutUs/JohnPiper/" target="_blank">John Piper</a> and <a href="http://hopeingod.org/" target="_blank">Bethlehem Baptist Church</a> have <a href="http://www.childrendesiringgod.org/" target="_blank"><strong>Children Desiring God</strong></a>.</p>
<p>2. The <a href="http://www.fbfi.org/" target="_blank">Fundamental Baptist Fellowship International</a> national conference <a href="http://www.fbfiannualfellowship.org/" target="_blank">this week</a> has &#8220;<a href="http://www.sharperiron.org/filings/6-16-09/7526" target="_blank"><strong>When I grow up, I want to be a fundamentalist</strong></a>.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Meatatarian Prooftext</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 23:05:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Naselli</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Proverbs 15:17 NET: Better a meal of vegetables where there is love than a fattened ox where there is hatred. NASB: Better is a dish of vegetables where love is Than a fattened ox served with hatred. ESV: Better is a dinner of herbs where love is than a fattened ox and hatred with it. [...]<p><a href="http://www.wtsbooks.com/?utm_source=anaselli&utm_medium=blogpartners"><img src="http://andynaselli.com/images/ads/wtsbooks468x60.jpg" /></a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-1498" title="steak" src="http://andynaselli.com/wp-content/uploads/steak-300x226.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="226" />Proverbs 15:17</p>
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<li>NET: Better a meal of vegetables where there is love than a fattened ox where there is hatred.</li>
<li>NASB: Better is a dish of vegetables where love is Than a fattened ox served with hatred.</li>
<li>ESV: Better is a dinner of herbs where love is than a fattened ox and hatred with it.</li>
<li>NIV: Better a meal of vegetables where there is love than a fattened calf with hatred.</li>
<li>TNIV: Better a small serving of vegetables with love than a fattened calf with hatred.</li>
<li>NLT: A bowl of vegetables with someone you love is better than steak with someone you hate.</li>
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		<title>Excuses for &#8220;Book Plunder&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2007 23:49:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Naselli</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The latest post on &#8220;Addenda &#38; Errata&#8221; (a blog by IVP editors) is hilarious: &#8220;Top Ten Things to Say on Returning Home with Conference Book Plunder.&#8221; (I already shared the article with my wife, so I won&#8217;t be able to use any of these excuses&#8212;except for #3&#8212;after returning home from ETS and SBL in San [...]<p><a href="http://www.wtsbooks.com/?utm_source=anaselli&utm_medium=blogpartners"><img src="http://andynaselli.com/images/ads/wtsbooks468x60.jpg" /></a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The latest post on &#8220;<a href="http://www.ivpress.com/blogs/addenda-errata/" target="_blank">Addenda &amp; Errata</a>&#8221; (a blog by <a href="http://www.ivpress.com/" target="_blank">IVP</a> editors) is hilarious: &#8220;<strong><a href="http://www.ivpress.com/blogs/addenda-errata/archives/2007/11/top_ten_things_to_say_on_returning_home_wi.php" target="_blank">Top Ten Things to Say on Returning Home with Conference Book Plunder</a></strong>.&#8221; (I already shared the article with my wife, so I won&#8217;t be able to use any of these excuses&#8212;except for #3&#8212;after returning home from <a href="http://www.etsjets.org/?q=meetings" target="_blank">ETS</a> and <a href="http://www.sbl-site.org/congresses/default.aspx" target="_blank">SBL</a> in San Diego!)</p>
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